Everyone of us who chat have heard/used phrases such as donkfest, donkaments.. I thought I'd enlighten you all on those that are not used as often
Derbydonk: person who performs rarest of feats: 1st at derby rebuy, 4th at main event
Donkeyiagra: medication given to any hot blooded male who has never uttered the phrase "I wanna be Chad Brown for a night" or "I wanna be the dealer at WSOP Ladies Night Main Event".
Donkette: female poker player who never uttered the phrase "Antonius is doable".
Donkdinaire: person who donks ady-fadey multiple times in one day.
Donkmania: name given to high stakes one table invitational sponsored by channel 5 featuring Freddie Dweeb, Phil Lock, Ess Manconi , Carlos Donkensen, Devilfeesh EEjiot and Annie Donk.
Donkdriver: person who drives a million dollar race car 100 meters into the only inanimate object within 100 city blocks ; google 11 time WSOP Champ
Donkrant: rant directed at Poker Room Support by a player for their inability to resolve their specific play money issues
Duhnk: Dirty Harry's most quoted poker phrase: "Do you feel lucky, duhnk? Did I fire 2 bullets at that pot, or 3?
"Donkeylicious: getting donked HU final table of of the math, aka still sweet
Donkila: Support J5's favorite lobby drink
Donkilla: Support J5's favorite lobby shooter
Donkzilla: huge donkey aka (insert favorite Games Rep name here)
We all need a laugh at or away from tables, hope this will help.
Feel free to add those i missed.
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Donkollusion: What happens when bloggers get together in the girle chat and discuss everything except poker (lately, boobie kisses being the hot topic).
I would have added some but then BWOP said "BOOBIES" and now I have to spank one out.
I give you some blogger specific's !
Donkudrama - The reading of two posts by bloggers on an entirely different spectrum of one hand that was played the next day.
Donkumentary - Just go read Waffles!
E.S.D. (Extra Sensory Donkception)
- How the RNG can possibly know where we're sitting, every single hand of every single game.
Re-Donkulous - Folding on the last click of the clock for every single hand, while playing in a 90 player event.
Flying leap of Donk - Holding that 2-2 right 'till the River, while the board shows A-K-Q-K and there are 5 players involved in the hand.
(P.S... for those holding the J-10 sooted... refer to E.S.D. If they hold it, the duece will come. And probably in you flush suit)
Spa-Donking - Throwing yourself into $1 re-buy blogger event, every single Friday night!
( Aaaah, Therapy™ )
Donkscussion - When two bloggers disagree about how a hand was played, while both still at the table.
Player #1 - I had to call.
Player #2 - You had A-2 for #@&^!
Player #1 - Yeah, but sooted !
Player #2 - F%#@ ME !!!
Player #1 - and then the pots odds!
Donk-Donk - When one serious Donk of a player and chatter, takes it upon himself to chat for a friend that had his chat priveledges revoked. This guy should be avoided at all cost's. Bam-Bam can tell you a thing or two about the Donk-Donk !!!
BaDonkADonk
Nuff said
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