Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Poker Room Donk Glossary

Everyone of us who chat have heard/used phrases such as donkfest, donkaments.. I thought I'd enlighten you all on those that are not used as often

Derbydonk: person who performs rarest of feats: 1st at derby rebuy, 4th at main event

Donkeyiagra: medication given to any hot blooded male who has never uttered the phrase "I wanna be Chad Brown for a night" or "I wanna be the dealer at WSOP Ladies Night Main Event".

Donkette: female poker player who never uttered the phrase "Antonius is doable".

Donkdinaire: person who donks ady-fadey multiple times in one day.

Donkmania: name given to high stakes one table invitational sponsored by channel 5 featuring Freddie Dweeb, Phil Lock, Ess Manconi , Carlos Donkensen, Devilfeesh EEjiot and Annie Donk.

Donkdriver: person who drives a million dollar race car 100 meters into the only inanimate object within 100 city blocks ; google 11 time WSOP Champ

Donkrant: rant directed at Poker Room Support by a player for their inability to resolve their specific play money issues

Duhnk: Dirty Harry's most quoted poker phrase: "Do you feel lucky, duhnk? Did I fire 2 bullets at that pot, or 3?

"Donkeylicious: getting donked HU final table of of the math, aka still sweet

Donkila: Support J5's favorite lobby drink

Donkilla: Support J5's favorite lobby shooter

Donkzilla: huge donkey aka (insert favorite Games Rep name here)

We all need a laugh at or away from tables, hope this will help.

Feel free to add those i missed.

4 comments:

BWoP said...

Donkollusion: What happens when bloggers get together in the girle chat and discuss everything except poker (lately, boobie kisses being the hot topic).

SirFWALGMan said...

I would have added some but then BWOP said "BOOBIES" and now I have to spank one out.

BamBam said...

I give you some blogger specific's !

Donkudrama - The reading of two posts by bloggers on an entirely different spectrum of one hand that was played the next day.

Donkumentary - Just go read Waffles!

E.S.D. (Extra Sensory Donkception)
- How the RNG can possibly know where we're sitting, every single hand of every single game.

Re-Donkulous - Folding on the last click of the clock for every single hand, while playing in a 90 player event.

Flying leap of Donk - Holding that 2-2 right 'till the River, while the board shows A-K-Q-K and there are 5 players involved in the hand.
(P.S... for those holding the J-10 sooted... refer to E.S.D. If they hold it, the duece will come. And probably in you flush suit)

Spa-Donking - Throwing yourself into $1 re-buy blogger event, every single Friday night!
( Aaaah, Therapy™ )

Donkscussion - When two bloggers disagree about how a hand was played, while both still at the table.
Player #1 - I had to call.
Player #2 - You had A-2 for #@&^!
Player #1 - Yeah, but sooted !
Player #2 - F%#@ ME !!!
Player #1 - and then the pots odds!

Donk-Donk - When one serious Donk of a player and chatter, takes it upon himself to chat for a friend that had his chat priveledges revoked. This guy should be avoided at all cost's. Bam-Bam can tell you a thing or two about the Donk-Donk !!!

Bruce Wayne said...

BaDonkADonk

Nuff said